issue 01 / signal zine

$NVEDUA

compute so wrong itz rite

print run · rong edition
wrong spelling / rite vibes/gpus go brrr/leather jecket optional/ai gurfren included*/not nvidia. never was./signal over noise/buy teh print/compute so wrong itz rite/
wrong spelling / rite vibes/gpus go brrr/leather jecket optional/ai gurfren included*/not nvidia. never was./signal over noise/buy teh print/compute so wrong itz rite/

field notes / side quests

where is nvedua

poke teh art. switch teh vibe. collect unserious thoughts.

pokes

0

mood

chill

scene

field

status

untouched

Junsun Hueng

printed founder

Junsun
Hueng

inventd teh tec realm. wears lether jecket like a uniform. brainpower set 2 max. spelling set 2 chaos.

hr department / joke

meet teh inturn

unpaid. unbothered. unreasonably path-traced.

RTX: inturn edition

nametag

Gud Inturn

role: profesional yes-man · rendered in max settings

dis inturn is a gud inturn. not a side-by-side. not a before/after. just RTX ON from birth. higher fidelity. thicker neck. shirt says gud so it must be tru.

fetchs coffee. drinks teh coffee. denys everythin.

performanc score

5/5 gud

employee of teh milisecond

salary

1 high five / week

skills

excel? no. vibes? yes.

render

RTX ON · always

future

CEO by accident

note: jeket got an off/on test. inturn didnt need one. he shipped pre-baked at ultra. potato mode unavailable. please stop asking.

drop 6969

GuFurce
TRX 6969

so gud it can render u a gurlfren. greyt powr. greyt responsibilitee. greyt beanie.

GuFurce TRX 6969
Nvedua conference
LIVE
live from teh stagenvedua conf // forever

reader mail

“used 2 be a normie. then i got nvedua. now i mine crypto n have 3 ai gurfrens.”
— gud inturn, issue 01
nvedua floating away on a giant AI balloon while others cling to smaller ones

market weather / ai forecast

AI lifted every1. nvedua got teh big balloon.

abble got a tiny one. mikrosuft got a medium one. we got yeeted into teh stratosphere. hold on.

abble balloon

smol

mikrosuft balloon

mid

nvedua balloon

TOO BIG

classified / upcoming

redacted gud tek

something is cooking in teh lab. timeline. leaks. black bars. full dossier moved 2 its own bunker.

phases

06

declassified

2%

aura required

MAX

open teh dossierclearance: gud inturn

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