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founder file
junsun hueng
inventd teh tec realm. spelling set 2 chaos. jecket set 2 permanent. if u see him on stage, clap before he finishes teh sentence.
verified gud
ch. 01
teh typo
junsun hueng tried to trademark "nvidia." keyboard said no. he typed nvedua instead and refused to fix it. historians call this "day zero of gud."
ch. 02
teh gpu
he forged teh GuFurce TRX 6969. it runz doom, mines coins, and occasionally renders emotional support. beanie included. warranty void if u spell nvidia correctly.
ch. 03
teh signal
now we print zines, buy coins, and flex on correct spelling. if u made it here, u are already part of teh lore. welcome, gud inturn.
relic
end of archive. buy $NVEDUA or keep scrolling like a tourist. get in.