fashion dept

teh jecket

do not touchshrine exhibitunobtainium

every empire needs a uniform. ours is leather, slightly shiny, and somehow always cooler than the room temperature.

benchmark wing

graphics settings / fashion

RTX: jecket edition

same jecket. different reality. science (probably).

jeket with RTX off
RTX OFF
potato mode · 12 fps aura · sad zippers
jeket 2/leather exists. barely. reflections? never herd of her.
jeket with RTX on
RTX ON
ray tracin zippers · dlss swagger · 4k drip
jeket 1/path traced coolness. each stitch has its own light probe.

side-by-side test conclusion: RTX ON = +400% aura, −100% ability 2 pay rent. jeket 2 is playable. jeket 1 is cinematic. choose wisely (choose 1).

approved

museum note

exhibit closed. aura open.

visitors may look. visitors may envy. visitors may not borrow. flash photography encouraged if it makes teh jecket look shinier.

jecket laws

rong stamp
  1. 1must be black. or very black.shade audit
  2. 2zippers optional. aura mandatory.aura check
  3. 3pair wif gpu. never wif polo shirt.dress code
  4. 4if someone asks price, say "unobtainium."pricing
  5. 5wearing it +3 intelligence, +10 stage presence.buffs

note: we do not sell teh jecket. teh jecket chooses u. also buy $NVEDUA. follow on X if u need emotional support.